douche duffel

the big poppa douche; a douche duffel is a person who is the biggest possible douche. douche duffels are people who are not only behemoth in stature, but also behemoth in thier degree of doucheness.

oh my god man, that guy was such a douche duffel i couldn't help but stop and stare, but then i had to book it at the last minute so his wide load didn't own my ass

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

Douche Nazi

a person who is douche-esque; mean and tyrannical,spongy and assholic, like a Nazi, ergo, a douche Nazi

Clark: Hey Goldstein, my grandpa died in WWII
Billy: Really...I'm sorry man.
Clark: Yeah, he fell off the watch tower!
Billy: You're such a douche Nazi Clark...

by meatcube October 21, 2008

douche-dar

Same as a Radar except picks up the doucheness in a human being. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards.

Ron: Aye hit this gilbey's vodka up cuddie.
Dylan: Na, my mom will smell it on me when i come home tomorrow.
Logan: I think im picking some one up on my douche-dar. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan.
Jack: Stuey ass Dylan.

by Ron Legit June 24, 2008

petrie douche

A petrie douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.

Dude, Joe is such a petrie douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!

by wrangerti December 4, 2013

douche lagoon

A person who is so self-absorbed and clueless that others cannot escape his or her company fast enough.

After the umpteenth time Martha's date interrupted her to talk about himself, she pretended to go to the restroom and left the douche lagoon with the check.

by Chupallama August 7, 2015

douche rocketry

The practices used by someone who is a douche rocket.

Where's Tom?

He off somewhere, engaging in douche rocketry, no doubt.

by Dusty Buttons February 14, 2007

douche mother

Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker

Literal Definition:

A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.

Quit being a douche mother.

by Jane Brane January 6, 2008