Dylan

Dylan is a great friend who's funny and nice. He normally marries people who's names start with F!

"Hey have you see that guy who got married at age 13?"

"Oh! That's just Dylan!"

by Coolgirl42 November 3, 2021

Dylanism

Straight up pedophilia

I just walked past an elementary school and got a fat boner I think I contracted Dylanism

by Juicenugget April 1, 2019

Dylan S

A person who is musty as shit from Canada, and ejaculates maple syrup, with a goofy ass last name that starts with S, like Swery

“Whats that smell?”
“Its probably a Dylan S”

by ryanfontaineslikeslightskins November 9, 2022

Dylan

Usually a dude with a beard.

dude1."Whats up Dylan."

Dylan "hello".

by hehpoop August 17, 2023

Dylan

A long standing South African name for someone who is a gimp, a mong or generally someone who has considerably small genitals. Usually intellectually inept.

Look man you can do whatever you want, just don't be a Dylan.

Girls be weary, the Dylan usually has herpes and will dissapoint you sexually.

by MarkyMark808 November 24, 2021

Dylan Jacob

Best rapper ever better than snoop dog

Girls: OMG it’s dylan Jacob guys my idol.🍆💦
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.

by Jackitychan September 21, 2018

Dylan

A Total meanie buttface

Me: Dylan play with me

Dylan: No
Me: stop being a Dylan

by anonymous January 4, 2024