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clam quake

the fluttering of the vaginas lips against a mans face during orgasm
dude, you should have felt that clam quake she had. it shook the rafters.
by shay-zizzel January 18, 2011
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Clam Glam

A broad description for any number of piercings, tattoos or decorations on or about a woman's vagina. Not to be confused with "Booty Bling"
Last night we got all dressed up for a date. Marg even put in her best clam glam
by Burt_328 December 3, 2013
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shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
by FairladyZ February 4, 2015
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Clam

When singer or musician hits a wrong note on stage or in the recording studio.
I heard a few clams at the concert last night.
by Swerdnase June 2, 2018
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Clam artist

Someone who utilizes their female genitalia (vagina) to take advantage of someone for money or person gain.
Kasey told us she lost the money for the Weeknd tickets to a Facebook hacker, but we all know she's the real clam artist.
by PapoCrapo April 1, 2021
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Slams your clam

If you say "whatever tickles your pickle" that would mean your talking to a dude... So "whatever slams your clam " would be talkin to a woman.
Woman says: "Its freakin awesome!"
You say :Hey, whatever slams your clam!
by Mcstinkers February 24, 2020
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Hungry clam

When the woman lays on her back and claps her arms and legs together whilst being fucked
I ragged her last night in the hungry clam position
by Gunfucker123 December 15, 2022
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