circus in town

Code word for: A woman's period. aka "that time of the month"
It's the time of the month when crazy shit starts happening, like at the circus.

My girl was acting like a total bitch. The circus must be in town!

I could not get layed because the circus is in town!

Why are you bitching so much? Is the circus in town?

Can also fight back with immitating circus music when the bitching starts

by MMOR September 29, 2009

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square circles

Amazingly good nipples!

She had square circles!

by david sidebotham May 1, 2006

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russian circus

rigorous and intense sex with a pale hairy man and usually a bear involved.

i still have scratch marks from the russian circus last night

by dandingo March 11, 2009

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Antarctic Circle

In 1914, Anglo-Irish explorer Ernest Shackleton led an expedition to the South Pole with the intent of traversing the Antarctic continent. Unfortunately, his ship was crushed by the intense pressure of the ice, and he and his men were forced to find a suitable means of entertainment for the duration of the Antarctic winter. They accordingly ventured to the South Pole on foot, formed a ring around it, and proceeded to anally penetrate each other. All 56 gentlemen formed a complete circle to ensure that no one was left out of the sport.

Sailor:
"Confound it, man! We're stuck in the ice. What do we do now?"

Ernest Shackleton:
"EVERYBODY!"

(chronic mansex ensues, a la antarctic circle. There is much rejoicing throughout the scientific community).

by ///-_-/// October 20, 2010

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