Bloody Chode

The action of a chad proceeding to stick his fork in your corn dog and waving it in a figure 8 pattern. Often gets soaked in ketchup.
What the hell Ethan. You gave Dylan a bloody chode. Whats he gonna eat now.
by Lil munts December 15, 2017
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Bloody chode

When one of your rather fat porky friends pisses you off.
James - “Anybody wanna play g ee a (gta but he’s to retarded to say it) with me! “
Anyone - “James! You bloody chode!”
by Datboyfergy123 May 09, 2021
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chode nut

hey john is such a chode nut
by qwertyuiop234567890 November 30, 2015
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A wet chode

Getting a big toe and putting it inside of a vagina, causing the toe to get wet, and therefore, putting it in to someone’s ear to give them a shock
Holly gave Chloe a wet chode. She was shocked
by Bradfordcharva69 August 02, 2023
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A wet chode

Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.
Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest
by Bradfordcharva69 August 02, 2023
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Chode test

The chode test or procedure is:

Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
by Praker September 24, 2017
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Chode Chimney

when there is no other chimney available for Santa to go through
I didnt have a chimney so santa went down the chode chimney
by January 01, 2025
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