Butter Weasel

/\ lol. Butter Weasel is none of those things. It is a person who weasels his way out of bad situations, and eats lots of fatty food while doing so.

that fat fuck butter weasel'd himself outta that one

by MeatWagon October 6, 2013

Ring Butter

That odiferous, amalgam of shit and sweat around the anus. Known for its hallmark itch and prompting of an occasional re-wipe.

Got the worst case of ring butter. Just could not get my ass clean this morning and working out made the perfect combination.

The ring butter made the drive home a long itchy one.

I dug a little deep to itch the ring butter and gave myself one hell of a skid mark.

by Dick Onchin January 9, 2022

butter churn

It's when Amish people have sex with lots of lube.

Those greasy Quakers were churning the butter last night.

by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

PUG BUTTER

The reproductive juice excreted from a pug, useually rubbed on your arm or pants after petting a pug.

That pug rubbed pug butter on me!

by Dave Themack May 31, 2006

Truffle butter

When a guy ejaculates in a girls anus a yellow creamy substance which is part poop part seaman is made. The guy then rubs the cream on the girls vagina and the substance around the vagina is truffle butter

Mark and Sally were making some truffle butter last night.

by WhiteFire69 April 25, 2015

peanut butter

Diarrhea that is full off nuts looks like peanut butter

After eating a whole tub of stale out of date nuts I knew i was cursed to a full week of peanut butter

by Jay Clarkson January 5, 2005

truffle butter

butter in a truffle

gimme some truffle butter in that truffle

by fufujackie January 24, 2015