Bearded Frog

Bearded Frog is a user on www.amdforums.com now known as Pc Perspective www.pcper.com . He has a picture of an actual bearded frog in his sig and he is 1337

The Bearded Frog pwnZ j00 bitch!

by The One January 17, 2005

Playoff Beard

1. When a man feigns a serious interest in sports, to make it appear as if he is more masculine (i.e.-heterosexual)

Bruce: The Cubs are on a serious roll, they've won six in a row!

Conscientous Objector: Can you name 3 players on the team?

Bruce: Um... Sammy Sosa?

Conscientous Objector: Time to shave that playoff beard buddy!

by Buteramerica April 25, 2009

beaded curtains

Refers to a series of labia piercings.

Man, that chick's crazy. She has beaded curtains!

by VonnieBeGood July 1, 2011

Beard Neck

Not to be confused with 'Neck Beard'. Beard Neck is what happens when you grow a neck so fat that you have to start creating the trimmed illusion of a jawline with your beard.

Joey: Hey have you seen Zachary recently?
Lord William Montesford III: Nay, One hast not. Why, may I enquire?
Joey: He got fat and grew a Beard Neck dude.
Lord William Montesford III: I also have a Neck Beard though, young Joey.
Joey: They're not the same! You have a beard that grows under your jawline... He however, has a jawline no longer and therefor has shaved his facial furniture in to an illusory Beard Neck.

by Master Hudson July 2, 2015

Bearded

Pimples. Acne.

Dude, I'm so bearded!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

knee beads

The really wide guage beads (each "bead" is about the size of a baseball) that people get on Bourbon Street in New Orleans.

Knee beads...because that's what you have to do to earn them...get on your knees.

Jenny got a set of knee beads and a shot in the back of the mouth at the corner of Bourbon and Bienville.

by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

Captin Beard

n-
1. A guy thats kind of a gayass, but he's still cool.
2. A bubble.

I love Captin Beard!

by Elmer Schlue April 5, 2005