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chili balls

This is synonymous with testicular body odor. Chili describes the odor emanating from sweaty male testes. The degree of "chili-ness" will vary depending on (
1) the size of the nuts,
(2) the level of sweat accumulating around the nuts,
(3) amount of pubes growing from said nuts, and
(4) the diet of the host.

It is important to note that women do not like chili balls. Before a date, a male should always do a "chili-check". Simply use your fingers to swipe under your balls and give it a quick whiff. If the smell screams Hormel, wash your nuts if you plan on getting any.
"That guy had major chili balls"
"Construction workers always have chili balls"
by Sara U. October 29, 2007
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bubblegum balls

When it is hot and your balls sweat so much that they stick to the inside of your legs as you walk.
Billy: I don't think I can run just yet. Let me adjust. I've got a nasty case of bubblegum balls.

Todd: Righty-Ho!
by Grant_X September 10, 2008
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Sick Balls

A fool-proof indicator that one is getting sick. This is when the balls (scrotum) hang just a bit lower and are very flacid to the touch. Extra support might be required for older gentlemen. Sick balls is a very common occurrence among all males...unless, of course, the balls no longer exist due to being taken by one's wife or girlfriend.
Me: I'm sick.
You: How do you know? you don't look sick.
Me: I have sick balls. I am definitely sick. Wanna feel?
You: Would love to!
by hung like a bison April 25, 2011
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corpse balls

n. the condition in which a man's testicular scent is remniscent of a rotting corpse.
This condition occurs when a man cannot or does not wash throughly for an extended amount of time. The situation is accelerated by exersise or physical activity. Persperation drys upon persperation, and the result is corpse balls.
"Dude, my water got shut off, and I haven't showered in weeks; I've kept jogging everymorning, but everytime I take a piss I've noticed that I have the worst case of corpse balls ever."
by AA Factory August 16, 2006
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sucks balls

If something just isn't your style.
Or if you don't like something.
"Dude, wanna jam out with Save The Whales Foundation?!"
"No, that fuckin' sucks balls"

"My parents grounded me for last night."
"That sucks balls."
by amand-a-saurus rex October 18, 2008
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Ball State

Alma Mater of David Letterman, Joyce DeWitt, Garfield creator Jim Davis, and Papa John's founder John Schnatter. Ball State is known for being the birthplace of the popular internet video which featured the phrase "Boom goes the dynamite!" Also, Ball State is known for having a terrible football team.
I would rather Ball U. (for Ball State University) than I.U. (meaning Indiana University)
by buttsman May 1, 2006
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dragon ball

Chibi-Goku could kick a Super Saiya-jin's ass.
by Diablo the Echidna October 12, 2003
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