friend fisher

people who go onto popular chatrooms and send thier myspace link over and over and over again

Paramore chatroom

alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me
alec: www.myspace.com/me


Mike: gahhhh darn friend fishers!!!! enufff!!!!

jon: yea thats the only way they friend fishers get friends.

by mike l vick October 22, 2008

Disguise Friend

A person you dislike but pretend to be friends with so all your actual friends will still like you.

"Jane is just my disguise friend so Susan will still like me. I wish Susan would just realize that Jane's a total cunt"

by Ryan_Mcsexypants October 1, 2015

Flintstone Friend

A person you are friends with in real life, but are not friends with on Facebook.

I don't want them to see my profile, that's why they're a Flintstone Friend.

by rheniumoxide February 9, 2015

Remora friend

The ugly friend that every hot girl has that clings onto them like a remora to a shark. The remora friend always follows the hot friend trying to pick up the scraps she leaves behind. The hotter the girl, the more likely she is to pick up remoras

Look at all of your hot girl friends, find the ugly one, that's the remora friend

by TheDarkness922 June 23, 2011

Friend-zoned

: Joe, sorry it’s over.

“You are Friend-zoned Joseph, thanks.”

by Omgilovecock April 15, 2020

Fake Friend

You think you can count on them, but they will disappoint you not 1 nor 2 nor 3 times but until you realise you're being tricked by them.

"You know Maria? She's a fake friend. She used me and now she's sorry, because she needs me again."

by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020

Friend-ference

When you allow a friend to make reference to an inside joke (or situation) that he/she was not originally present for. Pronounced Frindfrence.

Logan can friend-ference the inside joke between us two regarding the inside joke "do I look like the Weather Man".

by BigAlz1 July 22, 2021