Alabama baby shower

The act of ejaculating on a closely related family member

My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower

by Dankone January 20, 2024

Alabama

The U.S State with one family tree line

The home of Incest & Rednecks

Anthems & Patriotic songs: Sweet Home Alabama/Free Bird

Capital: Montgomery
Largest City: Birmingham (Though Huntsville is technically the largest by land owned)

Demographics:

70% Redneck
30% Black

Politics: Really Conservative

Alabama Sucks

by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024

alabama bobber

Getting road head from your cousin on the way back from church in your daddy’s pickup truck

Let’s see how many Alabama bobbers we can spot on the way to have brunch at the sizzler

by Progreemer January 26, 2024

Alabama Bumpy Road

Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.

When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.

by bush did 911 January 27, 2024

alabama

the home land of people that kiss and lick their cousins and spank their asses all the time and interlock toes when they need to.

"im from alabama, and im married to my momma."

"explains alot, haha"

by pppppccczzz February 2, 2024

Alabama Douche

When you insert an erect penis into a lubed anus and urinate until you empty your bladder and wait for the mudslide to start.

My step sister had not shit in three weeks so my dad made me give her an Alabama Douche.

by DebLos December 9, 2023

Alabama high five

When you and your buddy DP a girl and your ball sacks slap each others giving him a high five.

Last night was funny as hell when Keaton and Ronnie did the Alabama high five to that little dirty butt April

by iloveslutsbishop December 10, 2023