When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
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Wow, did you hear about that 2024 senior at AHS? I can’t believe he did that again! How memorable! What an Alabama Batman!!!
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Cletus hurt his groin when trying some new Alabama Yoga poses with his first cousin, Amber, last night.
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