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Asian pool walker

An asian man with no legs but extremely long arms circling the outside of a pool screaming the entire bible. Normally found in thailand and very northern Canada.
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Asian Michael

He is a annoying twat who interrupts your conversations, they also say the same joke multiple times to the same people these jokes are also very un original.
#guy 1: oh fuck Michaels coming over
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael
by #fuckMichael March 28, 2020
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asian timeline

the asian timeline is when your asian parents round the time to the nearest half hour or hour. they always round up.
asian timeline

time: 10:35
dad: what are you still doing up? it's 11:00!
by big asian man March 30, 2020
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Asian Central

Asian Central. The number #1 banter page on Instagram. If you do not follow, you are a simp.
Judge: Do you follow Asian Central?

Person: Yes
Judge: *checks persons Instagram*

Judge: You do not follow Asian Central, so you are a simp
Person: Jine Mera Dil Luteya
Judge: Oho
by Asian Central April 22, 2020
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Asian lightning

by Whysgegayegwv April 23, 2020
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Asian bee clan

When you spend 8-9 years at one school but when high school comes up you move away
by anonymous November 26, 2020
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Asian Adult

An Asian generally above ten years old, typically reaching maturation mentally - as with culturally, traditionally and mostly physically by 12 to 14 and considered fully mature by 15.

This was the traditional state by culture and law in most Asian – eastern (near eastern, eastern, further east) cultures before any globalisation had occured. Science tells us of how of all races, Asians mature the quickest and become an adult before Whites and Blacks, because of lifestyle, genetics, upbringing as various factors.
That Asian boy is the only mature guy in the classroom.
All his other classmates are non-Asiand.
Well, he is an Asian adult.
by Josech May 3, 2020
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