Alabama fudge cruncher

Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest

Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.

by Goochflaps December 29, 2023

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Alabama Enema

When a man urinates into the penetratee's rectum during anal intercourse.

Steve couldn't hold it, and he gave me an Alabama Enema the other night.

by tripod0502 January 11, 2024

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Alabama Burrito

The act of opening a man’s urethra and shitting into it. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Durham loves receiving Alabama Burritos from Gabby.

by QuesoNacho January 13, 2024

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Alabama

The U.S state with one family tree

Alabama National Anthem: Freebird or Sweet Home Alabama

Demographics:

75% Rednecks
25% Black

Alabama simulator 2024

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024

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Alabama

The U.S state with one family tree line

Anthems: Sweet Home Alabama / Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Capital: Montgomery
Largest Metro Area: Birmingham

Demographics -----------

75% Redneck
25% Black

Person 1: "I'm about to marry my cousin!"

Person 2: "Isn't that illegal and unethical?"
Persom 1: "I live in Alabama"

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024

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The U.S State with one family tree line

Anthems: Free Bird/Sweet Home Alabama

Demographics ------

75% Redneck
25% Black

Capital City: Montgomery
Largest City metro area: Birmingham

Politics: Extremely Republican

Alabama sux

by IhateSouthTexas January 18, 2024

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