mike niesen

a jewish kid who will be very powerful and rich, you will be instantly sexually attracted
by steve jones of canton January 11, 2011
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Mike Hull

Kid with a HUGE piece....... flexes on everyone he meets.. is often found in VIP at strip clubs drinking the most expensive liquor in the club.. Has 6 children with 7 different women... God like
"Is that Mike Hull rolling dice in the Giuseppe boots?"
"Ya Mike Hull is the flyest youngbull on the block"
by Hard bone March 08, 2017
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Mike Robbins

A mike guzzles mustard on the daily, he is also very meek.
Mike Robbins: I GUZZZZLED DIJON MUSTARD YESTERDAY.

Person: Ok Mike
by User123324231324512 May 23, 2014
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Mike Jolley Complex

A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse
Kory: what did I missed in class?
Quan: we just reviewed the “Mike Jolley Complex”
by Movas November 03, 2022
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The Mike Tyson

When a girls sucking your dick you punch her in the back of the head and say "Mike Tyson".
by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017
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mike whitely

a cock loving bitch who is lord of games
by mike is a bitchassnigger December 08, 2008
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Marinara Mike

A marinara Mike is similar to a wet Willy. The only difference is that the finger is dipped into marinara sauce instead of one’s mouth.
by ImALasagnaHog November 08, 2020
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