Sober Matt

A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.

"what the fuck did you say Sober Matt?

by sulima May 21, 2023

Matt

Someone who is better than a genesis

Matt is better at everything
Genesis= fail

by Jk0264 February 25, 2021

Pulled a Matt

Making plans for Saturday morning, but getting too drunk Friday night to follow through with said plans

We were supposed to go to brunch today, but he pulled a Matt

by RedneckViking August 7, 2021

Matt

The pengist ting alive all the girls stare at his thikkkkkkk man boooty

Omg Matt is sooooo fit 🤤🤤🤤🤤

by PandaFalls November 4, 2019

Matt

For me, Matt is the most Loveable, Sweetest, Caring, Charming, I can't explain how amazing he is. He makes me so happy, well he made me happy. Matt will sometimes leave if he's going through something hard.

Person 1: Who is that?

Me: Oh, that is just Matt :)

Me: I love him <3

by mina love you October 30, 2021

Matt Bellassai

To chug wine very fast which is not pleasant, but sometimes necessary, and gets you drunk faster. Named after the social media personality of the same name who guzzles wine before telling it how it is. The action will cause you to make weird faces like Matt does in his videos, but will get you drunk faster and help you quickly finish a glass (or bottle) of wine.

Me: Hey our Uber is almost here; Matt Bellassai that shit!

My friend: *chugs the wine* Oh god, that’s rough! Ok, I’m ready. Let’s do this!

by CarmaJ November 28, 2019

Matt

One of the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is fun, smart and has a big ass heart. He has the ability to make everyone feel happy and welcome and there is nothing he wouldn't do to make another person feel better. He is a little nerdy, but that just makes him more awesome and special. People have a tendency to laugh when they are around him. Also, he is one hadsome dude! Always a smile on his face, and a joke on his lips, but don't be fooled, he can be real deep ! Oh, and he loooves hugs :)

Damn, look at that Matt over there... looks like fun!

by NatCat January 3, 2018