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Suck a dick sober

When you are so drunk that all you want to do is to suck a dick or encourage other people to suck a dick
Becky is suck a dick sober
She is so pissed, she’s suck a dick sober
by PCWS April 23, 2025
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Dick Rider

A person who praises accomplishments of others around them without themselves really accomplishing anything meaningful at all.
1. “My neighbor has a nicer car than you”
2. “My sibling has a degree worth more than yours” (when it’s the same damn degree”)
3. “I have a buddy that has a better grill” Dick Rider
by Richard Cranium12 July 6, 2019
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Siamese Dick

When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.
My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.
by Goosey Goose July 22, 2020
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Dick

Yo thing that is smaller than an aton
Bro yo dick is as tiny as the dust particles that move around it ain't even visible
by AJ Ashom December 6, 2022
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blind dick

Someone who would fuck everything with a hole and does so
Exemple 1
Yo Yanice slept with that ugly ass bitch
He a real blind dick
Exemple 2
Man a hole is a hole
You a real blind dick hakeem
by badasssuperblackpanda July 16, 2014
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Marsh Dick

Similar to swamp ass. Used to describe sweaty front parts.
Yo baby, lemme shower first. I got some mad marsh dick goin' on.
by CrunchyDan January 22, 2016
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dick rick

Jack is a total dick rick, he missed the algebra question on the quiz.
by bobcatlover123 September 5, 2019
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