Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"

her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time

by bob stevereno June 11, 2018

Dick Stopper

Dick Stopper, when a male wakes up with a morning wood piss rager, and is half cock eyed. Commences to run for the bath room but instead runs piss hard-on first into the frame of the doorway.

Jack in all his glory woke up from a rancid dream and took a Dick Stopper into the doorway as he ran for the bathroom.

by Dms79 December 14, 2017

The Spinning Dick Suck

Where 2 or more people suck a dick while they are both on a merry go round. It ends when everybody throws up.

I just did the spinning dick suck for the first time at the park and it was so amazing!!!!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 15, 2017

Dick tit

Something 5 year olds call trolls

Xbox is a motherfucking dick tit. UNSUBSCRIBE TO XBOXADDICTIONS

by res B ect December 17, 2017

dick mama

someone who lovss dick and is pretty much a hoe, slut and slag. she's probably given uck too.

Martha : Haven't you heard, Chelsea is a dick mama now. She gave Darren uck !

Ian : I need a dick mama to suck me dry.

by therealurbandictonary December 19, 2017

phsycological dick

Similar to whisky dick, psychological dick is when a man is unable to get erect due to them having something specific on their mind.

"Man I was planning on jerking off then going taking a nap after but shit went down and I had some mad phsycological dick"

by Poonslayur April 21, 2018

Dick sneeze

Busting a nut. Ejaculation. Cumming

Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.

by High coyote April 21, 2018