He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief
by Baby L~ 1979 June 17, 2021
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June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.
Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?
Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!
Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!
by Caca moma June 17, 2021
Get the National make your friends cry day mug.wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”
“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”
“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”
by bubabear101 June 17, 2021
Get the national wake your s.o. up day mug.In the context of an instagram comment on a post with low effort makeup means "haha you think you're sneaky wearing makeup"
not to be confused with "Wow your eyeliner is flawless" or "please teach me your ways oh goddess"
not to be confused with "Wow your eyeliner is flawless" or "please teach me your ways oh goddess"
*posts selfie on instagram wearing only mascara*
Jessica who does not wear makeup: your so good at makeup!
What she means: I don't wear makeup and Im better than you
Jessica who does not wear makeup: your so good at makeup!
What she means: I don't wear makeup and Im better than you
by heard1073 May 12, 2021
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