Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020

two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

shit hoof

Smelly foot or fucked up looking feet

Get your shit hoofs off my couch

by Shit hoofs July 12, 2019

shit

this big liquid poop that cums flying out my asshole and all over the toilet and other places.

Sentence 1: He had shit all over toilet and all over the sink, some even landed in the shower. Sentence 2: Sometimes when a person shits, pick it up and throw it at people.

by jissel69420 February 25, 2022

That shit wack fr

When something just plain SUCKS for real

Person 1: "Yo have you heard about premarital sex?"
Person 2: "Yeah that shit wack fr

by Nc13 May 20, 2019

Full of shit

Somebody who wants you to give an inhuman amount of effort you don't have time for to get anything accurate from.

The girl had always been full of shit.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Shizz (Shit Rizz)

When a man is both corny and confident enough to be funny and also flattering at the same time.

I got that shizz (shit rizz)

by DudeWhyBRUH April 15, 2024