Not my barrel of toads

To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".

"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"

by ToadNose January 17, 2024

My Words Were Misconstrued

Saying giving out Pro-Zionism stickers and then saying you just want peace

I gave out stickers saying that I think Zionism is sexy, but I just want "peace" my words were misconstrued

by PurplePillows92 January 17, 2024

ligma my pp

lick ma my penis/anus

bro ligma my pp.

by pponkakikakalat January 19, 2024

Tingled my tingles

Something that brings you joy,

If referring to self “That tingled my tingles” or if someone is laughing, it can also be used as a question “did that tingle your tingles ? “

Example - when your friend found something so funny it tingled their tingles, sometimes resulting in one peeing themselves.

by Lennyballs123 January 19, 2024

not my face

what you say when you don't want the cum to get all over your face

"please not my face king"

by nigg3rtron January 19, 2024

Yeehaw my beets

My main vocal stim

Me: Yeehaw my beets
My friends: Seriously shut up
Me: Yeehaw my beets
My friends: *slaps me*

by Gabey Gabe January 20, 2024

my joint backdrafted

When you take a hit on a joint and it flames up in the middle and the tip.

I took a hit and my joint backdrafted and nearly burnt my my lip.

by MaBH January 21, 2024