Dick biscuit

A dick biscuit is when a man grabs his cock shoving it into a loaf of bread causing a small amount to get into his urethra. After this he jizzes into the woman's mouth releasing jizz and bread into the woman's mouth which she then swallows

"Grabbed Jessica's head last night and gave her a face full of dick biscuit"

by Kingcug May 31, 2018

Limp Dick Lesbian

A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.

Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”

by Kirklovski March 9, 2023

Dick Dial

Dialing another mistakenly with your phone in the front pocket as opposed to the back pocket butt dial.

Jason must’ve dick dialed me when I answered and there was only pocket chatter.

by Gkink February 21, 2020

vacation dick

That dick that a girl can only take maybe once a month 100% of the time its above 11 inches so basically I big ass horse dick.

Omg Sarah that vacation dick I had last night has me walking crazy, I'll need about a month to recover from this

by Ayelmao2801 June 14, 2016

Dick n dip

When you fuck and leave

James had a dick n dip after a tinder hook up

by Stupidbeeach April 15, 2019

Siamese Dick

When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.

My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.

by Goosey Goose July 22, 2020

Dick

Slang for a penis
Or for someone you hate

If you’re looking this up your either really bored, curious, or innocent.

example: “i heard (blank) has a big dick”

Example 2: “wow. He’s such a dick!”

by AbagelThebagel August 9, 2019