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Shit cricket

Stubborn little fucks that just won’t ever shut the hell up, I’d say one of the worst bugs ever created in Gods green earth
Man I can’t get no sleep, those damn shit crickets won’t shut the hell up
by Hashsimons September 13, 2020
mugGet the Shit cricketmug.

Dog shit

“I pop out dog shit these hoes thought I was broke” - BabyKia
by Xynkota December 28, 2023
mugGet the Dog shitmug.

Shit-ton

two assloads
Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night
by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017
mugGet the Shit-tonmug.

shit shit shit

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by antsasshill November 28, 2021
mugGet the shit shit shitmug.

Shit-Jerker

A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.
Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker
by KodakAttack November 28, 2022
mugGet the Shit-Jerkermug.

(en)shit

To commence a self-sabotage process on ones own product, usually as a result of panic. A derivative of enshitification.
When Google learned about ChatGTP, they (en)shit themselves.
by tribey77 January 23, 2023
mugGet the (en)shitmug.

Shits and Giggles

When you shit and then giggle because it was funny.
Jamal was full of shits and giggles after eating at China Moon.
by Young Jamal December 12, 2017
mugGet the Shits and Gigglesmug.

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