No-I-fucking-dear

The state of being completely baffled/lost/confused/clueless.
Similar to the saying 'no idea,' except with far less knowledge!

"Bill where are we????"

"No-I-fucking-dear Betty!"

by Dave Ex August 25, 2008

You fucked up

You rejected my definition. Time to light your dick on fire.

Oh you fucked up. You're utterly fucked.

by Me will make t bad be die May 31, 2020

Fifty Shades of Fucked Up

When you see something strange as fuck

Last night I saw my neighbor naked and it was fifty shades of fucked up

by starknakedbitch December 2, 2016

i could give a fuck

Sarcastic way of saying "i couldn't give a fuck" that actually means "i don't care" or "i couldn't care less"

Freind: "OMG, did you hear what Taylor said about Kanye?"
Me : " Yeah, i could give a fuck"

by Achour7x September 7, 2016

fuck me up a tree

when a situation is really bad and you just can't deal with it anymore.

My car was stolen, my cat is sick, and I just set off the fire alarm trying to make a cookie. Fuck me up a tree!

by SusanCole December 1, 2013

I'm so fucking bored!

I did this because i'm so fucking bored!

E.g have a pc right in front of you fortnite is getting so fucking old can't download apex and shoutout I'M SO FUCKING BORED!

by TMOB2 June 15, 2019

Fucks My Shit Up

Whenever something really turn you on, hooks you, intrigues or interests you, that thing "fucks your shit up." Only use for major things, not minor things; i.e., you wouldn't say "Cheetos fuck my shit up" unless they literally feel orgasmic in your mouth. And, yes, this idiom allows sarcasm. *Can be referred to as an acronym, FMSU.

Angelina Jolie fucks my shit up."/"Man, whenever I see a girl in a corset...whew! Fucks my shit up."/"Camaros fuck my shit up. They're so gnarly."/"Deftones. FMSU.

by Feral_Prodigy October 17, 2010