shit witness

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.

Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.

by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012

Shit Show

Shit Show... is a choatic mess, or an abundance of shitty work on display. To wit:

The Sur la table on 1806 fourth St. in Berkeley Ca. Is a Real “shit show” if you ask me. (2023)

by Thug Life Coach February 7, 2024

Oh Shit

Something you say when you see a tiger mauling a pack of indigenous tribesmen.

"You seeing that over there? That tiger is mauling those tribesmen!"
"Oh Shit, lemme get my camera!"
*click snap*

by Cat Lad March 18, 2022

Short Shit

Slang for a someone that’s really Short

Your such a Short Shit, you could be mistaken as a midget

by AmazingHalo1313 December 3, 2019

only shit

expression once used by José Victor, student from the Translation Studies course in João Pessoa, Paraíba, Brasil, in the year of 2016.

When you are surprised about something, you say: ONLY SHIT!

It kind of works out just like "holy shit" but it's only.

by Ze birl February 10, 2017

Hero Shit

Proving your worth to the gods.

Hey, it's time to go do some hero shit.

by Intifan January 2, 2021

shit faced

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there

person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead

by teurthrons January 12, 2023