fucked up shit

Something that is worse than fucked up, Super, Super fucked up.

this Nokia phone is some fucked up shit!

by Gorgick Genie July 17, 2022

shit faced

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there

person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead

by teurthrons January 12, 2023

Shit

Another word for the Star Wars organization called “The Inquisitorius”

“Man, shit is going to kill the Jedi”

by Walker Talker December 3, 2020

Fish n shit

Alternative name for an aquarium. It's what you can expect inside the building.

We saw penguins at fish n shit.

by Mario-kun May 12, 2025

shit ribbon

A CERTIFIED Redneck word for toilet paper.

(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed

by RedneckCertificationPresident May 12, 2015

Shit-tok

A person who is sitting on the toilet taking a dump while scrolling through TikTok on the phone, losing track of time.

- You've been in the bathroom for 45 minutes, what's going on in there?!

- Sorry, i was shit-toking.

by Trickypack February 6, 2023

bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy it could fill a pastry bag and decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021