vacation dick

A large dick that you couldn't have on a daily basis (unlike a boyfriend dick )

My vagina hurts, I had a vacation dick last night. I prefer a boyfriend dick!

by They are my balls June 7, 2016

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Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

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Heavy Metal Dick

A douche wearing a leather jacket that says the safety is always off on his gun (even though he’s never shot anybody), drives a red corvette that only dicks drive while blasting the same song all the time, and tries to cut in line when you’re trying to buy smokes.

*Cyrus cuts Ricky in line*

Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”

Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”

Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.

by Stan A. Veuf April 23, 2025

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Dick flick

Homosexual version of a chick flick.

Behind The Candelabra, Milk, The Bird Cage and Magic Mike are my favorite dick flicks.

by Noname88 December 8, 2013

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Literal Dick

Someone who uses words at there most literal meaning to in an argument or debate or discussion to be a dick when they know someone is using a word in a general sense.

You know what I ment when I said your an ass, I didn't mean your a body part. So stop being a literal Dick

by DruDisKils88 September 13, 2022

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