J willy

Could pull any bitch and fuck ur mom, sister, dad, and pet hamster.

Random hoe 1: Is that J willy?

Random hoe 2: omggggg, hes so segsy

by Balls_Are_Good December 19, 2020

Grindle Willy

When someone has done something silly.

"He's such a joker. What a grindle willy!"

by Benji Heath December 20, 2020

Alaskan Willy Tuck

The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.

1. I just did the Alaskan Willy Tuck with Sandra and now I need to see a doctor!

by Poop Gobbler February 15, 2021

Wet Willy

A gentle fingering of ones ears with just a sprinkle of saliva.Sometimes makes the receiver aroused.

Hey Johnny, I just gave Dave a Wet Willy and he enjoyed it!

by Dwesder January 14, 2021

Silly Willy

When your girl wants sex, but instead of sticking your dick in her vagina, you stick it in her nostril

Andrew gave Elaina a Silly Willy to remember last night

by Suesabang February 2, 2021

Free Willy

When you jerk off all over the place.

When friends ask why theres yellow stains on your wall " I Free Willy'd "

by Bad Man B February 2, 2021

Wet Willy

While normal people say wet Willy is licking your finger and sticking it in their ear I am changing the definition to sucking/licking dick or a wet dick

James: Baby can I have a wet Willy?
Taylor: yes ofc

by Hanandbjslzbd March 22, 2021