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Talk-walker 

A talk-walker is a person who has no personal moral conviction that dictates their actions, rather, they draw upon the moral fiber of others that they see around them who they admire as "edgy," "independent," "hipster," or "original." The result is an avowed affinity to things like vegetarianism, vegan cookies, five grain pancakes, and vanilla yogurt. Another common symptom is wearing outdoor performance clothing in settings where this is completely unnecessary, and claiming that winter camping can be an 'enjoyable' experience.
Waitress: "What can I get for you?"
Bryan (Common talk-walker name due to the edgy 'y' spelling: "I'll have the five-grain pancakes, please."
Waitress: "Actually, nobody actually orders them because everybody knows they are terrible, we just put them on the menu to attract talk-walkers into the restaurant."
Talk-walker by WholeGrainHate October 26, 2008
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Murray Walker 

Cockney rhyming slang for stalker
Alice: He's liked all my facebook profile pictures
Sophie: Sounds like you've got a murray walker!!
Murray Walker by jeebeefo January 7, 2012

Nick Walker 

Nick Walker- A spasmodic petri dish of sexually harvested disease and awkward social phobias. Commonly found preying on pre adolescent canadian forest owls. This rare species of human enjoys collecting discarded underpants, preferably from the St Johns deposit box. When provoked he has been known to spontaneously combust into a psychedelic arrangement of uncontrollably frantic blinking and hand shaking.
Nick Walker- A spasmodic petri dish of sexually harvested disease
Nick Walker by Dr Zuessman2 May 18, 2010
A pathological liars, or "mythomaniac". A person deluded, believing in a world which they created, where anything no matter how idiotic or absurd, is possible.

Alternatively, a person so utterly inept, moronic and borderline retarded they unable to perform the most basic of tasks.
"I ran 8 miles in 6 minutes today!"
"Dude, don't be such a Waller!"

"I used to be famous in America, I was in a band you might of heard of: Metallica!"
"Wow, you're an immense Waller."

"Count to 10? 1, 2, 6, 8, 10. Those other numbers don't matter."
"You Waller, get out of my sight, your Waller-ness disgusts me."
Waller by Pinnochio Von Waller September 5, 2007

Chalk walker 

A derogatory term for a white person
Chalk walker by Jalil just February 13, 2022