New Year's

Nobody calls 2021 the old year now, so what changes on New Year's day? It's a lot like a birthday, the only thing that changes is a number on a calendar (or age for birthday) goes up by 1. This year will be a lot like the year before it, so what's the big deal?

There's too many people that act like New Year's day is a change to another dimension when really absolutely nothing changes on New Year's day.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

happy merry fool years

Happy merry fool years is when you celebrate 3 different holidays. Christmas,April fools, and New Years.

“ hey guess what! “
“ what? “
“ happy merry fool years! “

by Karmashereforyou November 12, 2022

Egypt year

A really long amount of time. Used to show emphasis of how long it’s been since something has happened.

I haven’t seen Jane in an Egypt year. I wonder how she’s doing?
It’s been an Egypt year since I’ve seen a good hockey game.

by SiK juice October 24, 2017

I have 20 years old

A common mistake made by Brazilians speakers of English. In Portuguese, people "have" their ages.

How old are you, Neymar?
I have 20 years old.

by NonNative March 17, 2019

New Year’s Blaster

When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan

Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single

by Senutobi December 31, 2020

A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

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A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

by InterpersonalCommunication March 5, 2025

Doge-year

A year in doge terms. Around three weeks long.

Hey Bob, how ya doin? Its been 3 doge-years since I last saw you!

by Sorbate September 21, 2020