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Person 1 : Oh did you hear about Chris and that girl the other night ??
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened
Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened
Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard
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She cares a lot about family, friends, her fans(gems) and hot cheetos.
If you hurt Julia Michaels there will most likely be onions thrown at you.
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