The Jake 

The one group of your friends who brings the party to any situation. Often drunk or at least smells like booze. The jake may wear the same hoodie for a few days in a row and he is a relevant excuse to you wife or girlfriend for being late, drunk or otherwise unattentive after a night out. You may avoid The Jake for a few weeks after an encounter.. the man is an animal. The jake can also polish off a bag of any salty snacks, swears around children and literally does not give fack about anything when he is being himself. The Jake will tell embellished stories about the good ol days. The Jake is extremly likeable in most settings in spite of his agressive nature and ability to stay awake for what may seem forever.

Man, I just realized yiu are The Jake of our friends.
I didn't want to be The Jake.

Animal party animal drunk douchebag

The Jake by Bringo5 May 10, 2018

The Jackpot 

The Jackpot is a sexual move where you shove coins up your ass and have someone move your penis up and down like a lever until you hit "the jackpot" and the coins spit out of your ass.

Me and debbie tried "the jackpot" last night and we both got paid!!

The Jackpot by ghstofdrkness February 1, 2019

The Jhands technique 

When you are hitting it from behind then slip it in her butt.

Damn bro she is hot af you should try the Jhands Technique

The Jhands technique by Nikeman December 14, 2019

mind the jibblies 

The way Caleb Scholle carresses testicles while performing fellatio

Me: "Hey Caleb...jibblies?"
Caleb: "Mindin 'em" as in mind the jibblies...urban dictionary makes you write the whole phrase out.

mind the jibblies by that guy...yup March 1, 2009

what the jibbs 

what the heck, used when you are shocked or surprised at something or someone

what the jibbs! why are you eating my fries..lol

what the jibbs by kelsie manning January 30, 2009

Put the jack on the queen 

When the male first encounters intercourse with a female. He puts his dick in her vagina, doing all the work.

Dude, did you put the jack on the queen last night?

Put the jack on the queen by Sexy kittens July 30, 2010

Dick in the jukebox 

when one is taking an excessive amount of time to get ready and pisses his or her friends off

"Hey Doug! Stop puttin your dick in the jukebox and let's GOOOOO!!" "Chill the fuck out Darrel!"

Dick in the jukebox by The Flying Cock April 29, 2010