Matt W

A smexy mf. My dad, not really but ehhhhhh. Very Tall Boi. We all love him cmon. We actually stan. Very cash money. I can't wait for him to be embarrassed. Almost as sexy as Matt Smith.

There should be a Midsommar gif somewhere for you boo. xo

Love you matt xoxo

Ahaa don't take that the wrong way its platonic booooo.
All jokes xo

Person: You know Matt W?
Me: Oh yes, he is very cash money, no?
Person: Uh yeah...

by Wheezybibliophile October 26, 2019

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Hunchback matt

Hunchback matt is the 12 wonder of the world but most think it's the opposite of a wonder but a wild infection. His back is bent the wrong way and has a horn on his forehead with discussing greace fluids that power his greacy body. He is a discussions freek of nature and must be destroyed.

Omg is that a hunchback matt it mush be shot in the forehead to save the world

by Spener447 May 1, 2018

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Matt Leppullo

Famous English Cricket player, winner of three national championships and is one of the most skilled pitchers of the modern era. Combining that with an 0.600 batting average and Zendaya as his girlfriend he is world renowned.

The amazing Matt Leppullo hits it again!

by anonymous November 9, 2023

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Matt Munro

Matt Munro is the alter-ego of famous singer Ed Sheeran. Ed discovered that he needed to have a disguise from the paparazzi so he transformed into Matt Munro, moved to Australia and attends St Kevins college. The only giveaway that it's Ed Sheeran is his fluffy, greasy, recently-cut RANGA HAIR.

"Is that Ed Sheeran?"
"Nah bruh its just Matt Munro"

by aquabitch.com July 29, 2021

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Matt Rife

Matt who?? 🤯 Bitch, if you don't already know then your ass needs to ask somebody!!! This man is the funny, sexy, crowd loving, dick of a stand-up comedian that is taking over the stage! He works a crowd like The Machine works pussy LMFAO! (And if you don't get that reference then obviously you don't know shit about comedy.😜) You CAN NOT HELP but love this mofo! And even if you try your best to hate him while he cracks jokes at your expense, he ends up pulling you in anyway when he flashes his "too hot for comedy" million dollar smile...🤔😉😳🤯😍🤩❤️💯 Love you, Matt! And if you ever come to Huntsville Alabama then you best give Jennifer Barrett some hella fucking props for this bad ass definition LMAO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣♥️🤘😜🤘

I went to see the Matt Rife comedy show the other day and it fucking rocked, but the only problem was all the seats were covered in piss from all the other fans who laughed too damn hard at his crazy hilarious stand-up!!!

by Love you baby, your jenn January 26, 2024

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