Surprise Party

When the feds raid you or your organization by surprise.

I heard they had a surprise party last night

by Stylezdagreat June 16, 2024

surprise party

When you have friends over for another person birthday and you shout “SUPRISE” the whip out your cock and jizz over all the food

we had the best surprise party yesterday!

by deep fried rat legs November 07, 2019

Surprise Party

When you and your friend arrive at your house, you run well ahead of them and slam the door shut. Once inside, quickly attach yourself to the doorknob “butt plug style”. When the knob turns inside your anus and your friend pushes on the door…SURPRISE!!!

Don’t let Jed beat you to the house, last time he hit me with the surprise party!

by Bortt October 18, 2020

noodle surprise

To shove noodles in a woman’s vagina and then eat it out with chop sticks

Jake Zuschlag wants to have a noodle surprise with his girlfriend

by Lil Blitz April 12, 2018

Queso Surprise

When a man begins to eat Cheez-its, and gets bored, so begins to masturbate. The jizz may land on either the Cheez-it or the man who is doing the action.

"Yeah I did a Queso Surprise earlier today and lemme tell you, that shit is insane."

by MonsieurPickle June 03, 2014

Hot coco surprise

The act of taking a hot runny dump in your buddies drink, and then yelling "Surprise!" after he/she drinks it.

Adam: Hay Bill! Take a sip of your hot coco surprise!

Bill: Damn! That taste like shit!

Adam: Surprise!

by Abel The Wicked November 30, 2008

surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.

"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."

by treyweeezay November 17, 2013