False shark

One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.

The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019

Sharks and Penguins

Pageant organization with no toxic members.

Sharks and Penguins is a standard.

by Watashiwaaaa October 31, 2021

Disguise Shark

To tell a lie so untrue that everyone believes it.

That rich kid told everyone that he had a gun, now that little ass disguise shark has everyone hunkered down.

by Buttquack October 6, 2022

Shark ios

One of the best 60 fps players in Asia critical ops.Also he's sexy af

Shark ios is the best 60 fps in asia

by Sharkeh07 March 20, 2021

epaulette sharks

A species of long tailed carpet sharks

The are many species of epaulette sharks

by Foreverlovenme July 14, 2016

jersey shark

Bent over doggie style you place two fingers in the puss and one (thumb) in the tush

two fingers in the pink and one finger in the stink the jersey shark creeps in

by Dirty Jerzey December 14, 2013

the shark game

Getting your cooter vigorously ate.

“let’s play the shark game, I eat you scream”

by bt bandit June 11, 2022