Doge depression

A sadness that occurs when you sold Dogecoin way too early and missed out on millions of dollars in the stock market

I bought Dogecoin at $.0017 a share and sold it for $900 instead of $3 million. Im suffering from Doge depression now.

by anonymous May 9, 2021

Meme Depression

A combination of calling any negative emotions as depression to the point of it becoming a meme - and doing nothing with your life other than lay in bed and browse memes to the point of developing actual mild depression symptoms.

- I've been browsing reddit and 9gag for days and I feel so lonely, unproductive and sad. I must be depressed.
-Nah dude, you were fine 3 days ago before you locked inside to browse memes, you just have some Meme Depression. And maybe Internet addiction.

by Heqe June 17, 2021

Tropical Depression

A Tropical Depression is a kind of storm that forms in the ocean. It’s wind speeds has 38mph wind speeds. However it can grow into a Tropical Storm or even a hurricane.

I just saw the news. Theres a Tropical Depression in the Atlantic Ocean.

by zerrobees July 17, 2021

Shit Depression

When someone, usually teenagers, are telling everyone that they have depression, listening to sad music and doing all that depressive stuff, but you can clearly say that they don't have any depression at all and are just posing, because depression is something cool sounding for them.

-i'm 14, i litteraly broke up with my boyfriend, i have two maths tomorrow and my parents don't want to buy me new iPhone, i think i wanna suicide, i have depression.
-You with your shit depression are so cringe.

by PaulMiller1225 September 23, 2021

Rat recession

A disruption that has occured every 12 years since Generation Z began, starting just before the year of the rat each time.

These Generation Z folks have been taught that taking orders is right and questioning them is wrong, so as long as they don't wake up and fight with the rest of us, nobody will have much job security in the future, including them. Every time there is another rat recession, they will lose their illusion of any rights they thought they had for the past years before that.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

Morning Depression

It’s the morning and you probably recently woke up and you are feeling depressed and you know it’s just the sleep deprivation getting to you because it later gets replaced with actual depression.

“I’m feeling that morning depression right now”

“I want to die but it’s just the morning depression getting to me”

by FlowerIsSoEpic February 23, 2022

cure depression

Become E-Girl

Noah: *Eats Chicken Nuggets*

Noah: *Drops Chicken Nuggets*
Noah: *Enters eternal sadness*
Noah: *Searches how to be happy*
Noah: *Becomes e-girl called Lua*
cure depression
Lua: *Happy UwU's*

this story is inspired by real-life stories

by Lua-Chan March 22, 2022