I think derek used the rape helmet last night.
Why would you think such a thing ?
He came in to work today smelling like he swam in pussy and had some hair clumps on his helmet.
Maybe he just got laid and tore some of his own hair off in a hurry.
Then how do you explain the fact that he doesn't ride ?
Yeah, you got a point.
Why would you think such a thing ?
He came in to work today smelling like he swam in pussy and had some hair clumps on his helmet.
Maybe he just got laid and tore some of his own hair off in a hurry.
Then how do you explain the fact that he doesn't ride ?
Yeah, you got a point.
by sexy fat girl November 24, 2010
by Turd on Steroids January 04, 2016
Forcing or attempting to force someone, usually a friend, to ride a roller coaster or other amusement park/carnval attraction. Can be done verbally, physically, or with a combination of both.
Caitlyn: Eric, I don't want to go on Millenium Force!! Leave me alone!!! I swear to God, I will blow my Ride Rape whistle!!
Eric (Pulling Caitlyn by an arm): Don't be such a wuss, Caitlyn!!
Eric (Pulling Caitlyn by an arm): Don't be such a wuss, Caitlyn!!
by PPpwnz June 17, 2009
The act of daydreaming about raping someone or something. Most rape fantasies are not carried out, just spoken out loud 40-60 times a day.
"Hey man, do you want to go see that new movie, 'Julie and Julia?'"
'Nah dude, I'd rather sit here and have a rape fantasy about my parents then see that movie."
'Nah dude, I'd rather sit here and have a rape fantasy about my parents then see that movie."
by Cinnamon Crime Ring October 08, 2009
The phrase Notif-Rape is an abbreviated form of Notification-Rape
A phrase commonly used regarding facebook updates for people who are bombarded with lots of notifications out of the blue; usually about something which is not of concern to the victim of the rape
A phrase commonly used regarding facebook updates for people who are bombarded with lots of notifications out of the blue; usually about something which is not of concern to the victim of the rape
Spongebob: *Signs into Facebook* WHAT THE FUCK PATRICK WHY HAVE I GOT 17852396 NOTIFICATIONS :|
Patrick: ahh sheeeeett...
Spongebob: Its that freakin Sandy having a conversation on my status with Squidward... What a freakin hoe
Patrick: Duude... you got freakin Notif-Raped... Fuckeries :|
Patrick: ahh sheeeeett...
Spongebob: Its that freakin Sandy having a conversation on my status with Squidward... What a freakin hoe
Patrick: Duude... you got freakin Notif-Raped... Fuckeries :|
by M1sterV January 12, 2010
by Natovirus January 01, 2014
Normally happens when someone (usually a woman) forces her dumbshit boyfriend to go to a ballet that he definitely doesn't want to go to. But she threatens him and forces him to go through very bitchy ways. Thus making the man go without consenting.
Hey Taso, why couldn't you go skate today?
- Sorry dude, Stephanie activity raped me and I had to watch the notebook while she cried on my penis and used her tears as lubrication to beat me off with.
- Sorry dude, Stephanie activity raped me and I had to watch the notebook while she cried on my penis and used her tears as lubrication to beat me off with.
by nestlepeniscum March 05, 2009