purple turtle 

wen i put mi penus n2 anuter seksi dooidz ass, he SQUEEZEZ REEL HRAD onut adn it coms ot lookin pruple. mmm,,, i wsih dante wud giv me a pruple turdotl. ^_^

kill me plz.

purple turtle by xenomorph June 6, 2004

Purple Llama 

The phrase, "Purple Llama" was originally created as a conversation starter between two people who weren't well aquainted. Later on it was paired with the phrase "like pie" which was previously used to prevent awkward silences. Now it has become a force of it's own being used in many different situations.

"purple llamas like pie"

Purple Llama by llamasapplepie January 13, 2008

Purple Hair 

A signal of racism and normally used by people who have said the n word 20 times or more

Oh yeah Becky? She has purple hair ,and her dad was in the kkk

Purple Hair by CumBoy1255 September 18, 2021

Purple Fluid 

Purple Fluid is a Denver rock band formed in 2008. They are a 13-15 year old band making them ahead of their time. They have played concerts throughout Denver. The band has a bassist, drummer, two guitars and is in search of a singer. They opened for the punk band The Frantix in 2008

I saw Purple Fluid at Wax Trax. They were amazing for their age.

Purple Fluid by nicest terrorist April 24, 2009

Purple Cow 

An old woman's pussy. It's purple and as big as a cow's pussy. A Purple Cow looks disgusting.

Kitty's Purple Cow looks[disgusting.

Purple Cow by Bodhi Zapha August 28, 2012

Purple bunny

When a vagina is fucked so much that is falls out.

I want to go but im afraid i will get a purple bunny... and i already had that surgery...

Purple bunny by wOwOwOwBoWoW November 13, 2011

Purple Monkey 

Slang for homosexual.

Back in the late 90s in one of the geography classrooms of the Greensward School was a jungle scene. One of the animals drawn on purple paper was a monkey with a limp wrist. From that moment on homosexuals was known as purple monkeys.

Person a- I went round John's house last night, found out he was a purple monkey!

Person b- so you've got a sore arse then?!

Purple Monkey by Barry Gib November 13, 2016