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Post Nut amnesia

When you nut so hard that you forget what you were doing before, you forget that there was a time before you nutted.
Holy shit that post nut amnesia hits different.
by Polarisation June 19, 2023
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post-ending depression

A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a well-written book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*
by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022
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wall-post-whore

When you are having a conversation with someone over facebook, but your conversation is consisting of only posts on each other's walls. Then randomly after about 3 posts, the other person decides to continue the conversation by adding a comment to your wall-post, instead of creating a new post on their wall, thus giving the illusion of them being more popular when one looks at their wall.
"what the hell dude, we were having such a great wall-post discussion and then you had to become a wall-post-whore. i do not approve."
by kpeck1 November 14, 2011
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post-nut conservative

A person promoting anti-LGBT messages after nutting to LGBT porn
Ew, a post-nut conservative in shemale thread
by Kamil118 February 23, 2021
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post analysis foggynes

The feeling you experience after finishing your analysis homework late at night. The opposite of post nut clarity.
"I'm so glad I finished this!"
"Oh, you're feeling post analysis foggynes!"
by DDoe March 9, 2022
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Post Panda Paralysis

The malaise state one experiences after engorging oneself on panda express.
No I cant get off the couch and do that, I am suffering from Post Panda Paralysis
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Post-closet Euphoria

A state of extreme and seemingly random happiness, excitement, and relief experienced after coming out as trans, gay, bi, pan, etc.

-Please note this is not an official term or anything, I made the phrase up to help explain to myself why I'm feeling this way. The experience is not made up, only the name for it.-
"Man, I've been feeling weirdly happy ever since I came out to my family"
"You must be having post-closet euphoria!"
by ScaryNarwhal May 3, 2018
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