i phone 100

Apple is going bankrupt and is losing new ideas. Gotta keep the revenue up so they create new iphones.

Steve: TIM YOU FUCKING IDIOT! CREATE SOMETHING NEW!
Tim: But, the i phone 100 is legendary!
Steve: YOU JUST RENAMED THE IPHONE 10 YOU IDIOT!
Tim: we don't know how to make, we know how to sell..

by thelawkeeper1 September 18, 2018

Intimate Phone Sex

Being so horny that you have to shove your penis in the charging port while the women on the other side shoves the entire phone up her vaginal canal

Theadore: Marissa, I love you so much let’s have intimate phone sex tonight
Marissa: ok last time I did this part of my case got stuck in my uterus

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

running into phone pole

This is what happens when you are running and you don't look out ahead, then you run into a damn phone pole, punch it with a fist, and fall on your behind!

Steve was running fast, until all of a sudden when he went running into phone pole!

by LongDistanceRunner October 11, 2009

death by phone

Death by phone is mentally dying by a single message sent from the other person who you were currently chatting with. First you are in a good conversation with the opposite sex (or the same) about your relationship. Then all of the sudden the sender sends a message so off topic and so disturbing to you that you mentally die because of the amount of stress that the message has put onto you brain.

Jon: So we have been talking for like 6 months, where would you like to go from here?
Jane: Wait, we have been talking? I think you have gotten the wrong idea from all this, i thought you were gay.
= Death by Phone

by Hannah Lenzz June 19, 2010

Lying to his phone

A situation in which someone is pretending to be on the phone for the purpose of trying to look like they talk to people other than their mother or because they want to avoid having to talk to people they recognise in the surrounding area. Near enough always done by males, who want others to believe they're desired by many ladies when in fact they would probably die if a pretty girl approached them.

David: Kyle's over there, shout him and ask him if he has done the homework set by Rogers

Pete: Nah man he's on his phone to one of his people, might be a girl

David: Dude, he got rejected by the ugliest girl in school and everyone despises his snitching ass, he's clearly lying to his phone.

by damos92 April 20, 2011

Burner Phone

I will send the money for the phone bill and the family a happy and prosperous New order and I will send you the link to the video of the same time I was there at a ride to the store and get home and get some sleep and will be back in town on text me or email the airport and will get a check from work on it and I will be in the office today but will be back in town on text me when you regarding the moon in the office tomorrow and will be in touch soon to be back in the morning to get the same time as the one you sent the email I got from a car and drive to the airport tomorrow and will be in touch with me and I will send the money for it is THREE I

have you regarding a job in the office today but plz call me at my place or yours is a car so I don't have a Burner Phone

by Thanks again I really can not March 13, 2018

Shoe Phone

Shoe Phone is the termination of a Cellular Phone.

Melissa-''Give Me A Dubble Jangle On My Shoe Phone''
Jordan-'' O Oh Ok Shawty...The Big Bad Shoe Phone...I'm lovin' it!''
Melissa-''Ba da ba ba ba....haha Talk To Ya Then Tall-y...My Hard-core throat sliting friend.''
(please remember Jord has IDS (see IDS) be nice to him)

by Melissa July 9, 2004