Headache in pants

Another name for a boner.

I looked at her and got a headache in pants.

by breakingher December 12, 2012

angry pants

A pair of pants that are horribly uncomfortable to the point where anyone wearing them is grumpy for the rest of the day. Angry pants can only affect certain people.

Sorry I yelled at you, I'm wearing my angry pants.

by Fuzzbun July 15, 2013

pants pigeons

crabs (or moths??) of the rather large variety

crabs pants pigeons

by deepatchbrown November 22, 2011

Pants Brother

The derogatory term used towards lederhosen.

What do I look like a Pants Brother?

by DesertWolfe September 26, 2021

Pants Clowned

To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated.

Goddamn, Jimmy drank a gallon of Gin and now he's pants clowned...

by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004

guzzle pants

One who enjoys slapping young boys on their private parts, creating irregular sounds of pain

Wow, my dad is a real guzzle pants.

by Jerome May 13, 2005

Pants Gravy

1.(noun)the secretion a guy gets in his shorts after seeing a smoking hot chick.
2. A chick that is smoking hot(see example).

Damn dude! Did you see that pants gravy?

by Anguished August 23, 2006