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Neck Jizz

The neck jizz refers to a subcategory of the strong pull-out game. It is a form of male ejaculation that may occur when you hit it from the back. Thereby, the jizz shoots out so paranormally strong, it accidentally lands on the neck instead of the booty.
"So how was your booty call with Dr. Baby?"
"Damn girl, he pulled out from behind and came so hard - it all landed on my neck."

"Holy fuck, I guess you received a classical neck jizz".
by Phat_Ass_Lindi January 17, 2022
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Jizz

Jizz was a genre of music. Jizz-wailers were musicians who specialized in the genre. Max Rebo and his band were popular Jizz-wailers.
I was at the cantina listening to some jizz.
by james danko January 20, 2022
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On Jizz

means on jah but jizz. no not sus, unless u make it sus.
by iluvmuhammed December 13, 2021
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Jizz Hands

What you call #85 on the Bears because he can’t catch a football
#85 doesn’t know y how to hold onto the ball. He’s got jizz hands.
by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021
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jizz jew

Jizz Jew: noun, : a man or woman who is a jizz Jocky but secretly wants to hoard cum through meat injection and for the purposes of ingestion or anally meat injected or vaginal meat injection. Jizz Jewism is treatable and treatment can be scheduled. “It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”
“It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
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jizz bumper

the act where a guy ejaculates on a females rearend
dude i totally gave this girl the ole’ jizz bumper
by the hammer gammer May 21, 2022
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The Jabba Jizz

When you time your wank perfectly to finish exactly when Jabba the Hutt is choked out by Leia.
‘Mate it was glorious! My tail dropped just as his did! I finally achieved The Jabba Jizz’
by TimboTheTassie May 25, 2022
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