Friendly Fire

The inadvertent splash of one's own toilet-water one takes usually to the face and chest while deploying a plunger.

Chad: Hey man... what's that on your shirt?
Gordon: Took some friendly fire while I was plunging my turd this morning... sucks
Chad: Dooood…..

by PAreal August 14, 2018

Picking Fire

A similar expression to playing with fire, except simplified and more modern.

I got in a fight with the principle again

Dude, stop picking fire.

by JetMinali March 4, 2013

Silent Fire

When you need to pee but you see something so arousing that you get hard and forget about using the toilet before beating your meat. The sensation you get during post nut clarity ends up being unbelievably painful, as if a fire was dwelling in your penis. It takes a long time to disappear and only gets worse depending what you pleasured yourself to.

Josh: " Dude, last night I had to pee so hard, but I saw a hot lewd of Astolfo and totally forgot he's a dude and that i had to pee. I tryed falling asleep with a silent fire in my pants and strong depression."
Jerry: "Wtf? I just asked for a little money."

by WarriorJames99 May 12, 2020

rim fire

A rim job involving hot sauce.

Trish gives the best rim fires in Shutesbury. I asked her what she puts on her tongue but she says it is a family recipe.

by Son of Gene Staley August 27, 2013

Dick Fire

A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel gas to exit the dick. If the gas is ignited it will produce a flame otherwise known as a dick fire. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease

Every time a wild fire would occur in California, Harry was always suspected of causing it by performing his Dick the Dragon routine and lighting another dick fart creating a Dick Fire that spread out of control.

by greg9255 November 24, 2020

Fire Islanded

When you visit Long Island and your best friend from high school puts you on a ferry and tells you that we are going to an island where many hot foreign exchange chicks from Russia hangout. Unbeknownst of the islands true origin/nature; on the ferry ride over the sound, you notice that something is off with some of the other ferry goers. Men are holding hands. Not just one gay couple but multiples. The ferry finally touches down at a marina on the other side of the sound on Fire Island. You notice more gay couples. Then as you exit the marina into the town it is an all out flamer fest. Men are galloping briskly up and down the streets in short shorts or speedos. Finally realizing that it was a prank: you go after your best bud…He runs towards some sand dunes and you step on a hypodermic needle or rather a syringe for shooting heroin, cocaine, and/or most likely crystal meth. “Ouch that hurts”, you said. Finally you run down your best bud and beat the living snot out of him and call him a faggot. Later on after traveling back to your home in Alabama, you go in for a regular checkup and they take blood. The doctor tells you that you have contracted HIV or rather, the AIDS virus. You ask how long you have to live. The doctor tells you that your life has just begun………..Fire Islanded…..

Best Buddy from HS to a former Long Island acquaintance at Hooters restaurant:

“Yo bruh. Did you hear about what I pulled on Eric last week when I drug him up to NY because I needed the towing capacity of his Dodge Ram to get my Honda Accord into my personal auto mechanic up there?”
Acquaintance sitting on bar stool:

“Yeah, I heard he got fire islanded! Oldest trick in the book bro. Hands down.”

Hooters bartender with big fake boobs:

“Your friend sounds like one gullible person. Does he have AIDS? Is he single?”

by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN June 13, 2022

Fire Sauce

Used to describe how good/hot/fine/sexy/ill/ something or someone is.

Damn! Nigga that shorty was Fire Sauce!

by Grant Lund August 27, 2008