The Screaming shits

To have diarrhoea or loose stools

I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

shitting cum

Pooping out semen after being butt-fucked.

Anna was totally shitting cum last night after the three-way.

by Anna<3'scock123 January 28, 2016

Shit Extruder

Another name for one’s asshole. The anus.

I just blew lunch out my shit extruder.

She tried to shove her finger in my shit extruder last night.

by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

Combo that shit!

When you're fucking your girl and you catch her by surprise with a finger in the asshole, a tug of the nipple, and a bite to her neck.

"Dude, I'm going to Jennifer's tonight and I'm definitely gonna combo that shit!"

by EffyStonemJr June 4, 2016

Shit limbo

The period of time between taking a dump and knowing there's nothing else to come, making it safe to do the paperwork and flushing.

The train was leaving in a couple of minutes but he was in shit limbo. Maybe he'd catch the next one.

by horsefeathers July 17, 2009

Shit in a blanket

When you lay toilet paper down in a public toilet so when you shit you don't have dirty water splash on your balls.

Friend 1" OHH man I cant believe you took a dump in that dirty bathroom!"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"

by Thugnificentsupercock November 18, 2009

Shit Blower

A person who has a massive digestive disorder resulting in excessive gaseous explosions and pieces of shit smelling like rotten flesh. Hence, the combined propulsion of gas and a solid makes a shit blower the perfect weapon.

"holy mother fuck what in the hell? how did Jimmy get shit on the 3rd floor?"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009