a young who goes out of their way to not answer the phone and tippy toes around Billericca with limp wrists
by Horny H man February 26, 2019
The sexiest man you know with a joie de vivre that rivals even the most traveled and arousing of men.
Also could be used to describe ripe bananas.
Also could be used to describe ripe bananas.
by Gabagool6969 January 16, 2024
The next chapter in fat fucks in the small hick town of Funkytown. Randall, the predecessor of the fat fucks is now retired from this chapter. Koebel is the new fat fuck in town.
by Billy Daweson November 01, 2010
by Not a fat fuck (unlike Matt) February 27, 2018
When you are having sex and you pull out, call the girl a virgin, and then stick it in the other hole; Then finish and say "Ah I needed this"
Dude did you hear what happened last night? No! Bro I gave Chloe a dirty Matt McLaughlin Last night.
by BootiePoker January 26, 2024
A really dopey twat who thinks he's a pulling machine but he's really not, he thinks he's the beez knees, he thinks it's Sunday on a Monday like the stupid prick he is.
Geoff-Is it a Friday or a Saturday, cause it feels like a Sunday
Hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??
Hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??
by Dr floppy schlong July 08, 2017
by xXxEmoGiirliie666xXx October 29, 2023