long hair dont care

A girl with a un-tamed, wildly free, sometimes nappy, excessively long VAGINA hair.

"If her hair gets caught in her pant zipper, shes too "long hair dont care" for ya bro!"

by freddygotfingered123 January 22, 2012

jelly filled long john

for a woman or man who is giving a blow job to bite the penis off their partner while said partner ejaculates(aka:cums, busts a nut <pun intended>, ruptures, hits climax).

(jelly filled long john)What Lorena Bobbitt should have done.

by Breakfast Family April 4, 2009

foot-long hot-dog

A foot-long hot-dog is a 12" dick.

That dude from the 2nd squadron fucked me with his foot-long hot-dog and I swear I could taste his cum when he blew his load up my ass!

by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021

Long Island Slumber Party

Making love in a 7-11 bathroom for free scratchers.

Dude, these chicks came in at 3am and we totally had a Long Island Slumber Party... you're gonna have to clean the coffee maker.

by D.L. Sloth March 8, 2011

long island bitch fit

throwin' a bitch fit typical of those with long island origin

guy 1: yo stunad let me cop your p-set
guy 2: hell no BRRRRRRRRRRR
guy 1: stop throwing a long island bitch fit

by AY from the NJ May 5, 2005

long skirt bun head

n. a woman from a conservative religious community who dresses in long skirt and long sleeves, not being allowed to wear pants or show flesh, and has to wear her hair long but tied back in a bun: can be used to describe Amish, Mennonite, Apostolic Christian, or other weird religions

may be seen in cities occasionally, are more often seen in children's hospitals caring for their inbred children

Doctor: Where did all these long skirt bun heads come from?
Nurse: There is a little Amish boy on 4S with some weird congenital condition.

by wheezy302 November 25, 2007

long hair don't care

A phrase used to describe about a man/woman's hair getting long and doesn't care the fact that it is getting unusually long.

B-Money: Hey bro-sef, your hair is getting long. Why you ain't go to the Barbershop on Bundy Dr.?
J-Bone: Bro, long hair don't care. Besides I'm getting a perm at the salon next week.

Becky: Like oh my god Jessica, your hair is like so long now.
Jessica: Like yeah Becky, long hair don't care.

by Money Badger September 16, 2013