Lemon

Lemons are sour.

Dude: hey I can eat a lemon with a straight face. (Eats lemon)
Dude 2: Impressive.. but can you eat spicy ramen?

by Yodel hand December 9, 2019

lemon

they are sour little bitches and even a dog has taste buds .3.

i hate lemons not the thing in general but the fucking taste of it

by lemonsarefuckingsouroop October 21, 2019

Lemonade Gay

Not your common gay guy, basically the whitest twink you can think of, listens to taylor swift, calls everyone a bitch for no fucking reason while telling you that drinking is bad and telling you his dad works at some big company

Damn jagger Is such a lemonade gay, I can’t believe it

by Cloudxo October 27, 2019

lemon sack

A sack of lemons

Wow what a nice lemon sack

by Lemon0lime November 2, 2019

Lemon

A shitty car.

Had to take my Ford Explorer to the mechanics 4 times this week, my car is a lemon.

by K4meow December 20, 2019

lemondodger

he's a creep, he's a weirdo what the hell is he doing here

did you hear about the lemondodger

by twntyfore December 27, 2019

Lemon Milf

A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina

"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"

by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020