by zaksquatch July 21, 2011
when you have a wank and let it dry on the end of ur cock then try to piss whilst the girl sucks u off
by paulyjay89 March 26, 2008
A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 21, 2024
A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 24, 2024
by EllaPrincessFantasica March 07, 2014
by the guacamole man August 12, 2020
The neck jizz refers to a subcategory of the strong pull-out game. It is a form of male ejaculation that may occur when you hit it from the back. Thereby, the jizz shoots out so paranormally strong, it accidentally lands on the neck instead of the booty.
"So how was your booty call with Dr. Baby?"
"Damn girl, he pulled out from behind and came so hard - it all landed on my neck."
"Holy fuck, I guess you received a classical neck jizz".
"Damn girl, he pulled out from behind and came so hard - it all landed on my neck."
"Holy fuck, I guess you received a classical neck jizz".
by Phat_Ass_Lindi January 17, 2022