cock sucking jew

A dirty jew that needs to be cooked in an oven and jews do not come home from camp unlike a boy scout and the pezza comes out of a oven unlike a jew

David you are a cock sucking jew for dating daniel. Rachael daniels mom says when she get hur wtf cock suckin jew bitch.

by kyle.goedert March 11, 2014

Cote St. Jew

A slang term for Cote St. Luc, a Montreal district, with a large Jewish population.

David, Mark and Adam, the schools Jew Crew, live in Cote St. Jew.

by Chazwald September 26, 2006

Kung Fu Jew

A person who has one East Asian parent and one Jewish (almost always Caucasian) parent.

You know Seth Wong? He's a Kung Fu Jew.

by Pregolegs August 20, 2006

Jewing Me Out

Adjective: To be jewed out.

A common occurrence of when an individual may restrict someone's right to an object or thing that they are obliged too often related to funds.

For example:

1. "Mate, Hayley had a full tank when we left and half a tank when we got there, I paid her for 2 tanks worth. SHES JEWING ME OUT!"

1. "The bar just jewed me out of a free pint with the steak"

by Tckjkh December 04, 2013

Monkey Jew Cunt

Adjective from the Sheffield dialect.

Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.

Can be abbreviated to "mjc".

1: u coming to corp
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt

by N Dynamite May 03, 2010

magical jew hair

a magical jew hair, is a random hair that grows in an unusual place, often the pinky.

Usually found on Jewish males.

Oh dude, I found the magical jew hair!

You know, I have a magical jew hair on my pinky that I can't get rid of.

by The AlliCat January 07, 2010

you fuckin jew

The line that Eric Cartman from Southpark says to Kyle the jew. It means that Kyle is a jew.

Eric Cartman: "You fuckin jew!"
Kyle: "Shut the fuck up fatass"

by Zander da folf February 22, 2022