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schrodingers jerk session

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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024
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DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday…. I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.
by Lingtora August 13, 2024
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Troinoi jerk

Spilling troinoi all over your dick and having a girl sip it up
Yesterday i didn’t have any lubrifiant left, so i spilled some troinoi on my dick and my girlfriend gave me a troinoi jerk
by Lil Uaz November 21, 2020
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octagon jerk

This is a fiction definition.

octagon jerk means a jerk or a group of people in a octagonal position to masturbate in a sexual manner and way. It also means a low iq person or an idiotic person. It also can be used as a meaning which is either marijuana or cocaine. It’s also a nickname for a pet.
1. Ben: You’re an octagon jerk!

Jason: sorry.

2. Richard: I really hate people doing octagon jerk in a sexual way!
Tom: Yeah, I know that.

3. John: it’s not fair at all, octagon jerk!
Jeff: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to!
4. Quinn: I saw someone smoking octagon jerk.
Adam: Just tell him to stop and that will do the trick! :)
5. Benny: I just got a pet octagon jerk.
Kenny: What the hell?
Kenny: I think I’m disgusted!
Benny: I was referring to a pet, not a sexual manner.
Kenny: Oh.
by KB_2024 September 9, 2023
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mouth jerk

In the Nordic highlands, it was widely though to be rude when prince's of lords would pick their teeth with their fingers in a jerking motion, while speaking ill of their house.

This custom was adopted by the Europeans in the 1600's
When your son is mouthing off, when he should be zipin' the lip. He's being a mouth jerk
by Laythem December 13, 2012
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Jerked-up

To be in the condition of a careless and reckless person
He's always jerked-up... He doesn't even say hi when he sees me.
by itishwhatitis March 17, 2024
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illuminati jerk

when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk
I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.
by briandavisbouttanut October 21, 2017
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