jesus suits 

A suit that jesus will wear when he comes on judgement day to repay the jews for what they did to him, its easily cleanable and flame resistant, and all white

I'm about to break out my jesus suit on that fuckin kid

jesus suits by Squints April 18, 2005

Jesus Juice 

Cum

I want your jesus juice inside me

Jesus Juice by KrispyKremePie May 29, 2018

jesus x

an easier faster way to type or say "jesus christ"

Jesus fucking x that was a gross video.

jesus x by runandwin September 5, 2005

Jesus' prom date 

A term used to describe someone very old.

This lady was so old she must have been Jesus' prom date.

OR
That guy was so old he knew Jesus' prom date.

Jesus' prom date by Hikkin December 19, 2012

Jesus Butter 

Butter made from female human breast milk mixed with tea leaves for a smell that would delight the GODS

Would you like some Jesus Butter to go with that toast?

Jesus Butter by Clubs February 17, 2013

jesus santana

literally means the man, who is amazing at sex and his kisses are hot as fuck. has a long dick and an amazing tongue.

"he is so a jesus santana "

jesus santana by dstj44 October 15, 2014

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ

An expression of shock, fear or just plain surprise. Originating from the movie Team America.

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!, don't scare me like that!

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ by Polltang January 30, 2015