What everyone doing Dry January has secretly started by the middle of the month.
They may not be washing back Buds with Whiskey suds, but don’t be fooled. They’re high as balls.
They may not be washing back Buds with Whiskey suds, but don’t be fooled. They’re high as balls.
Ah yes, Leonard and Celine back at their old charade - pushing the wine glasses away as if we didn’t know they’re in full-blown Sky High January mode and smoked three blunts before they came to dinner.
by daltonjfk January 17, 2020
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by Titan49 January 18, 2020
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Megan: you don’t want january 21st is?
jack: no what is it?
megan: it’s national fake sick day. everyone and their mom is doing it!!!
Megan: you don’t want january 21st is?
jack: no what is it?
megan: it’s national fake sick day. everyone and their mom is doing it!!!
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Get the January 25th - Gift lolo day mug.My friend: Why are you watching this guy dance? Who is he?
Me: This is Kai from EXO
My friend: okay but why?
Me: It’s January 14 duh! It’s his birthday!
Me: This is Kai from EXO
My friend: okay but why?
Me: It’s January 14 duh! It’s his birthday!
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